Wednesday, July 1, 2009

SirRonLionheart

The man. The legend. The god. The other fantastic, heavy metal names he is. Great LPer, or Greatest LPer...wait, who am I kidding? Of course he's the greatest LPer. He puts the rest to shame. Why am I picking SirRon to about in my second entry? Because in your face! SirRon is a man of legend. He travels the multiverse to meet new friends, foes, and legendary creatures. He has saved the Mushroom Kingdom several times, saved Hyrule AND Termina, helped Samus find the baby metroid, helped the Power Rangers, and did nothing with Mega Man X (because he doesn't help and does everything himself.) Of course, these are only a few of his legendary, ultra exploits. We must start at the beginning.

He started his LP career with Super Mario 64. His voice was at the most "non-legendary" at this point. Mario was mostly silent, until he collected more and more power stars. As Mario and SirRon collected the power stars, a miraculous change occurred. He became fantastic, ultimate, and even vampiric. He became legendary. Sometimes he would even bring his wife, MulanMoulin, along to join them on their quest. Eventually, they defeated Bowser and bid goodbye to Mario...and hello to destiny.

SirRon would travel the multiverse to Termina, to help Link stop the mischievious Skull Kid. Afterwards, he was sent back into time to see how Link got where he was. However, as he finds out, he's not going to go to Hyrule as of yet. He ends up with Sonic the Hedgehog the Porcupine! This becomes a common staple of his adventures to come. He intends to go one place, and ends up having to help another friend, or landing in the wrong place. He would eventually go on to meet Mario again, Mega Man X, and the Power Rangers before meeting up with Link again.

After saving Hyrule with Link, he attempts to go help Cecil of the Red Barons, but, of course , he would not make it for awhile. He would go help Mario recover all of Yoshi's cookies from Cutman, with the help of his adorable cousins, and also tread through the dangerous land of Kaizo once again. On his way to meet with Cecil again, he found himself in the middle of an alien invasion. The Contra man gave him a weapon and two immortal lines of advice, "Remember kid: Just kill" and "Remember kid: Don't get dead." Those are words of wisdom for all the kids out there watching his epic videos. He would help save the world from aliens and Ridley's brother, to find himself in Samus' ship.

He helped Samus find the baby metroid and destroy Mother Brain once and for all. Samus dropped him onto the Red Baron ship to finally help Cecil. Currently, he's helping to stop Golbez with Cecil and company. He's doing an ultimate job already, making sure to overkill any beautiful creature of the night that dares to attack him. No matter where SirRon goes, we can be sure that he will bring his ultraness and fantasticness. This is Kholdstare, signing out.

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